that's an acceptable place to lick
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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