Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
