We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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