is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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