Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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