its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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