Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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