how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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