I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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