nut hugger
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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