Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
why is half of my head shaved?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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