I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Randomize
