I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
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