I seem to have left my pride at pride
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
im holly from the hills drunk
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Randomize
