I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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