He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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