I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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