Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Come see our sink grown plant.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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