According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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