Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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