you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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