hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
He did a backflip because drugs
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