Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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