i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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