Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
As shirtless as possible
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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