Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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