he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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