Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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