i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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