can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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