so explain again why im purple
no
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
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Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
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