Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
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If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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