I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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