with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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