We should be called the Road Head Warriors
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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