My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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