If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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