I need help removing her.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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