What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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