apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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