I seem to have left my pride at pride
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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