Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I just blew my weed a kiss
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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