It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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