Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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