He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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