I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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