this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I want her autograph on my taint
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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