We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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