i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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