This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
you didnt know i had herpes?
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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