Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
worst night to have a conscience
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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