did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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