So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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